For a living, I stack shelves in a supermarket. Imagine a scenario where in order to keep my job for another four years, I would have to travel all around the country and listen to the public telling me what a crap job I had been doing. ‘You were too slow in removing the Easter […]
Look at this Singapore poster for Iron Man 2. It looks like a torrent of fire is bursting out of Scarlett Johansson’s perfectly formed bottom.
As some of you will be aware, I should, at this moment in time, be on a plane headed for Australia. This isn’t me speaking to you from beyond the grave or anything. I just thought I’d be all clever and use Tumblr’s queue feature. If I’m lucky I’ll currently be sat in the vicinity […]
Just read an article in The Sun (I know… I know…) about Cambridge scholars voting to revoke Nick Griffin’s law degree that he obtained from them. The piece has since been pulled, as it was simply an April Fool’s prank originating from this website. However, what did make me very happy was discovering that ol’ […]