Ever watched a film set in a nursing home where an elderly Elvis and J.F.K. (who just so happens to be black) join forces to fight a cursed mummy feeding off the souls of the aged? I have. It's called Bubba Ho-Tep, and it's actually very good.
Some of the things that went through my mind as I sat and watched Christopher Nolan's latest masterpiece
Now that the dust has settled on the whole Driffield Porn Caravan thing, I decided to have a look to see what the lads have been up to recently. Being arrested hasn't slowed them down at all. They've been busy.
Running through a very crowded street, bumping into lots of people. I decided to shout 'pardon!' with a French accent instead of saying 'excuse me,' in English. I felt that people on the continent hated the English enough as it was.
For all of society's airs, graces, and iPhones, we still haven't ended our love affair with what is essentially a trough for men to piss into.
I'm taking a week off from this blogging lark. Nothing to be concerned about. Daily blogging shall resume on the 24th.