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In other news…
I now have a Twitter account. If you aren’t sick of the self-indulgence seeping out of this blog’s pores, then feel free to follow me at http://www.twitter.com/angryflatcap. I’ll try to make my tweets semi-interesting, I promise.
Cricket just got interesting. Briefly.
The real reason they’re clamping down on these match riggers is because for one moment, one fleeting moment, cricket became interesting. And that cannot be allowed.
You were warned.
Those clothes people are clever buggers. Really, hats off to them. They've found a way to absolve themselves of any responsibility if the clothes they sell become torn. Yesterday, whilst on my two-yearly clothes shop, I found this label on a pair of jeans:
Dawkins Just Wants a Cuddle
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Richard Dawkins. Some of my best friends are Richard Dawkins. However, he does have some painfully cringeworthy moments. Take this example from Faith School Menace:
My Attempt at an Imflammatory Daily Mail Piece
Children across the country are being allowed to play a game that has chilling similarities to the 9-11 attacks. The game, called 'Angry Birds', is available for the iPhone, and features outlandish cartoon characters such as these:
A COMPETITION
That's right, cap fans. Answer this correctly any you'll be given £10 of Amazon UK vouchers to spend on whatever tat you feel like buying. You little consumerist pig, you.
Group Exercises at Job Interviews
So you don't get caught out, here's a few of the more obscure group exercises you might encounter during a job interview.
Note to Television: We’re Not in the Eighties Any More
It really irritates me when I'm watching television and there's a child playing on a games console. Why? Because even though the console will be modern, the show's sound editors will have overlaid the footage with some game audio samples that haven't been heard since Pong. I've decided to do something about this.
Revolution X
Before Guitar Hero or Rock Band, did any of you ever play a video game and think to youselves 'Gee whiz. You know what this game needs? More Aerosmith.' Well, someone seemed to think we did.
Grandma’s House
I recently watched Simon Amstell's new sitcom, Grandma's House, and I liked it. That's right, I liked it.
August 30, 2010 by Liam
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