Angry Flat Cap's top ten tips for the interview room.
Someone asked me what my name was, but I decided to have a bit of fun and give them a fake name. Except...
Nine grand down because I went to university to study English Literature, and I've written about literature twice on this blog. Twice. That means each piece is currently worth around £4500. To get more money's worth out of my degree, I'm today going to write about Cormac McCarthy's No Country for Old Men.
Me being an utter eco-hypocrite, basically.
Having fired off 40 job applications and only getting to interview twice, I decided that my CV must have been lacking something. But what? Then it hit me. CV stands for 'curriculum vitae', which is Latin. It's silly to have a Latin title and then write the rest in English, so I've translated my CV into Latin and sent it off to some recruitment agencies.