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Browsing All Posts published on »May, 2011«
Yes, yes, cinema. I know you’re great. That’s why I’m here.
Last night, I went to a multiplex cinema on the outskirts of Nottingham. As well as being an aesthetic representation of everything that was awful about the nineties, tickets cost eight pounds. Not a good start. Then I was exposed to no less than four separate ads telling us about how amazing going to the cinema is. All in the space of twenty minutes. Bloody hell.
Joe Renby and Ed Miliband
Joe has been a trifle short of cash recently, so he thought he would put his God-given talents to good use. He's emailed Ed Miliband with a mutually beneficial opportunity.
Nudist web coders: As nature intended?
Often, the internet is a wonderful and bizarre place. Then there are times when it gets downright creepy. Nude-house.com is a software company that only employs nudists. The manager, Chris, is currently on a recruitment drive and is looking for nudist coders strictly of the female variety.
Terminator fan edits: Scourge of the internet
There are a lot of good things that can be said about Youtube. Fan edits aren't one of them.
The hard stuff
Two engineers from the UK have designed a fabric that solidifies into concrete when you add water. They intend for their invention to be used in humanitarian efforts, enabling solid concrete tents to be erected within two hours. Selfish humanitarians, keeping it to themselves. This fabric has so much potential for mean spirited hilarity. Here are a few of my ideas.
Facebook Group
Angry Flat Cap now has its own Facebook Page. So if you're not a friend reading this out of pity and want regular Flat Cap updates, but you can't be bothered subscribing to the RSS feed, then this page might just be for you.
Joe Renby gets political
Joe's been having a spot of trouble and didn't know who to turn to. He eventually decided to email one of those shining bastions of altruism and public service-- his local Conservative MP.
Honestly, Amazon. Try harder.
A few months ago, I posted a photo showing how Amazon ridiculously overestimated the amount of packaging they would need to ship a Powerball to me. This week, I received an item that was even more overpackaged. Prepare to be astounded.
May 30, 2011 by Liam
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