As I write this, I’m sat on a train. The panic has set in, and I find I’m at a loss for a topic. I’ve not read anything in the news to write a witty piece about, and I’ve been really busy at work. I looked around, frantically trying to latch on to something, anything. […]
I decided to email the Mayor of London with a genius idea for how to reduce congestion at the Underground ticket barriers during the Olympics.
“You might want to learn how to touch-type”, my new employers told me, “you’ll probably be taking notes at meetings.” Dutifully, I’ve started learning how to use all my fingers when typing, but now I worry that I’m groping my computer. My previous ‘technique’ consisted of banging down on the keys with my index fingers. […]