In a similar vein to yesterday's post, I'm having trouble understanding why DMX is so insistent upon rapping about Iago, the villainous parrot sidekick in Disney's Aladdin, in his track 'Party Up':
A few days ago, I was listening to Living Colour’s ‘Cult of Personality’. You might remember it from playing GTA San Andreas. Now I can’t stop thinking that they’re singing about coats. Listen and see what I mean: Maybe I just really need to buy a coat. It is getting colder. Liam
I’ve decided to post less frequently. Work and other commitments mean that I don't have much time to write, so I can't guarantee that what I publish is worth reading. Not that I was able to guarantee that even when I had so much free time that it practically leaked out of all of my orifices.
Last night, I was at a work event. As the night progressed, something horrific began to occur: people started occupying the large, empty space at one end of the room. Their bodies contorted in spasmodic rhythms. They motioned for me to join them. Panic slowly set in. They were expecting me to dance.
I feel very sorry for lady models. They work really hard at being born good looking, and then they have to be photographed doing ridiculous things. Here are a few examples I found while I was out on my biennial clothes hunt: “Yeah, I’m just sat on some wooden steps with my wabs out. What […]