I Photoshopped some unusual names on to coke bottles. If you have any friends that go by these names, feel free to share. Watch the hilarity ensue as they try to find one themselves.
I feel very sorry for lady models. They work really hard at being born good looking, and then they have to be photographed doing ridiculous things. Here are a few examples I found while I was out on my biennial clothes hunt: “Yeah, I’m just sat on some wooden steps with my wabs out. What […]
Those clothes people are clever buggers. Really, hats off to them. They've found a way to absolve themselves of any responsibility if the clothes they sell become torn. Yesterday, whilst on my two-yearly clothes shop, I found this label on a pair of jeans:
Saw this on a magazine stand a couple of years ago. Here's Jordan trying to get one up on Angelina, but instead looking like an utter bell-end:
You want to know what really winds me up about Driffield? The fact that stuff like this makes front page news...
Saw this outside a local sports shop: WOWEE! 20% off of all tennis! That’s incredible! Not even 20% off of all tennis equipment. They’ve gone one better. They’ve managed to give 20% OFF ALL TENNIS OVER £20! Though trying to quantify the whole of tennis could prove to be difficult. I mean, how much is […]
Another month, another issue of the Betterware catalogue lands on my doorstep. This month’s stupidest product- GIANT ornamental butterflies: “Hmm. What would make my £150,000 house look better? I know! Making it look like a giant fluorescent Mothra is trying to have sex with the front of it.” Tackiness is only £8.99 away. Liam
Looked on some price comparison sites for a good renewal quote for my car insurance. Within half an hour my inbox had been absolutely mauled by various insurers.