I feel very sorry for lady models. They work really hard at being born good looking, and then they have to be photographed doing ridiculous things. Here are a few examples I found while I was out on my biennial clothes hunt: “Yeah, I’m just sat on some wooden steps with my wabs out. What […]
Those clothes people are clever buggers. Really, hats off to them. They've found a way to absolve themselves of any responsibility if the clothes they sell become torn. Yesterday, whilst on my two-yearly clothes shop, I found this label on a pair of jeans:
Saw this on a magazine stand a couple of years ago. Here's Jordan trying to get one up on Angelina, but instead looking like an utter bell-end:
You want to know what really winds me up about Driffield? The fact that stuff like this makes front page news...
Saw this outside a local sports shop: WOWEE! 20% off of all tennis! That’s incredible! Not even 20% off of all tennis equipment. They’ve gone one better. They’ve managed to give 20% OFF ALL TENNIS OVER £20! Though trying to quantify the whole of tennis could prove to be difficult. I mean, how much is […]
Another month, another issue of the Betterware catalogue lands on my doorstep. This month’s stupidest product- GIANT ornamental butterflies: “Hmm. What would make my £150,000 house look better? I know! Making it look like a giant fluorescent Mothra is trying to have sex with the front of it.” Tackiness is only £8.99 away. Liam
Looked on some price comparison sites for a good renewal quote for my car insurance. Within half an hour my inbox had been absolutely mauled by various insurers.
Saw this written on a dartboard in my local pub. It made me very happy. Liam
This catalogue arrived on my doorstep a few days ago. It got a laugh out of me because alongside the ads for the Bacon Crisper and the Kitchen Foil is an ad for ‘modesty panels’, designed to cover up any unsightly breasticles: ‘Modesty panels’. Oh dear, unfortunate choice of words there. Have we suddenly gone […]