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Yorkshire Yoga

May 13, 2013 by

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Over the weekend, I had the opportunity to go to the YouTube Creator space and record this sketch with the wonderfully talented Tom Scott and Matt Gray.

Mood Kill

May 12, 2013 by

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When you’ve got work the next morning, there’s only so many times you can be kept awake by the sound of an amorous gruntfest before you decide that the only possible course of action is a swift and devastating mood kill.

 Angry Flat Cap vs Speed Dating 

May 5, 2013 by

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The good news: I met some very interesting guys. The bad news: I’m straight.

Storytime #1

April 28, 2013 by

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I wrote a short story inspired by a mattress manufacturer's Tube advert. What of it?

Zero friends

April 24, 2013 by

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They say that familiarity breeds contempt. No: Facebook breeds contempt.

Firefighter

April 18, 2013 by

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To help relieve my hotel ennui, I decided to write an email to the Holiday Inn's head office regarding the Will Young I'm subjected to Every. Motherfucking. Day.

Angry Flat Cap vs Yoga

April 6, 2013 by

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I come from a small Yorkshire village. When I was born, my parents assumed I’d become a farmer. Twenty five years later and I’m at a yoga session in Woking.

Defrosted and reheated

March 29, 2013 by

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I often post stuff on to my Facebook because it’s easier to submit it on there. Until Zuckerberg signs an exclusivity contract with me, I’m going to move some of the better stuff on to here and backdate them. You lucky tinkers.

Oh dear, Mother…

March 14, 2013 by

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Probably the most awkward moment in my life.

The pits

March 13, 2013 by

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Here are two cylinders. One contains deodorant. The other contains hair wax. Guess which one I just tried to apply to my armpit.    

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