Over the weekend, I had the opportunity to go to the YouTube Creator space and record this sketch with the wonderfully talented Tom Scott and Matt Gray.
When you’ve got work the next morning, there’s only so many times you can be kept awake by the sound of an amorous gruntfest before you decide that the only possible course of action is a swift and devastating mood kill.
The good news: I met some very interesting guys. The bad news: I’m straight.
I wrote a short story inspired by a mattress manufacturer's Tube advert. What of it?
To help relieve my hotel ennui, I decided to write an email to the Holiday Inn's head office regarding the Will Young I'm subjected to Every. Motherfucking. Day.
I come from a small Yorkshire village. When I was born, my parents assumed I’d become a farmer. Twenty five years later and I’m at a yoga session in Woking.
I often post stuff on to my Facebook because it’s easier to submit it on there. Until Zuckerberg signs an exclusivity contract with me, I’m going to move some of the better stuff on to here and backdate them. You lucky tinkers.