Ever wondered what an angry flat cap might actually look like? Well, you can stop wondering.
...and I decided to go as a DVD pirate. I also made shoddy replicas of iconic covers, and placed myself in all of them.
My Facebook news feed is now full of Bitstrips. I've made one that, I feel, sums up every Bitstrip ever.
I decided to go through the last 24 hours' worth of angry tweets about 'On Benefits and Proud' and Photoshop some of them to make it look like Twitter was really angry about an owl documentary.
I keep seeing all of these posters about this 'Alpha Course'. Always on the lookout for ways to be more of an alpha male, I fired off an email to the alpha.org website.
I went to a restaurant that had very low urinals. Of course I submitted a review on TripAdvisor.
My friend Matt Gray made a thermometer that tells you the temperature through the medium of Freddie Mercury.
Here's a flowchart outlining the steps you should follow if you want to be a dickhead in the gym.
This flow chart depicts what goes through my head every time I lock my front door and get five minutes down the road.