I thought I'd let you see how I was getting on in hassling the spammers offering me false job prospects. Here's where we stand, as of today.
Back in my job hunting days, I uploaded my CV to a number of job hunting sites. Bit silly really, because now I get a lot of spam promising me £50k a year for four minutes’ work per week. These people will try anything to catch a sucker. As such, I’ve decided to see just […]
So you don't get caught out, here's a few of the more obscure group exercises you might encounter during a job interview.
Angry Flat Cap's top ten tips for the interview room.
Having fired off 40 job applications and only getting to interview twice, I decided that my CV must have been lacking something. But what? Then it hit me. CV stands for 'curriculum vitae', which is Latin. It's silly to have a Latin title and then write the rest in English, so I've translated my CV into Latin and sent it off to some recruitment agencies.
I was talking to my friend Tom about how fed up I was with getting job rejections. He offered to write me the best reference ever. A while later, Tom sent me a mammoth text message with the reference he'd give me.
If you read the early school reports that my teachers gave me, you’d think I was the second coming. So I’ve often wondered when exactly in my life things started to slip. However, if you look at my school work from my childhood, you can see that I was just as mediocre then as I […]
As used as I am to hearing that my job application has been rejected, one that I received recently really does take the biscuit.
For a blog a few months back, I scrawled 'YAY FOR LIBERALS!' in an old A4 exercise book. Recently I found that there is an imprint of this scribble which fades away over a successive number of pages.
Because I’m still having no luck on the job front, I decided that I should really spruce up my CV. I pondered on what would make employers sit up and take notice before coming to the conclusion that I should make a 3D CV. After all, that 3D thing’s what every sod and their dog […]