It's been a while since Joe Renby has written any letters. He wants to try and break into the world of marketing, and has decided to try his luck with the biggest organisation in the UK: Her Majesty's Government.
I decided to email the Mayor of London with a genius idea for how to reduce congestion at the Underground ticket barriers during the Olympics.
I'm currently looking for a flat in London. It's amazing how many descriptions initially sound like the perfect flat for me, only to end with 'sorry, females only'. It's made me start to resent my willy.
Joe has been a trifle short of cash recently, so he thought he would put his God-given talents to good use. He's emailed Ed Miliband with a mutually beneficial opportunity.
Joe's been having a spot of trouble and didn't know who to turn to. He eventually decided to email one of those shining bastions of altruism and public service-- his local Conservative MP.
One of the 'psychics' that I emailed as part of Monday's blog has emailed back. Huzzah! Since then, Joe Renby and Helena have been having a bit of frantic email action.
Joe Renby's not been sleeping very well recently, and has been haunted by a recurring dream. He wants answers-- professional and objective answers from people who would put Joe's wellbeing above all else. Turning to premium rate 'psychics' seemed like the obvious choice.
Because iPhones can't block calls, I receive around three cold calls a week from a company called Space Kitchens. They usually get quite rude when they discover that I don't actually own a kitchen. I thought I'd turn the tables and get their hopes up with a potential sale-- an overly hairy man who wants a velcro kitchen.
I thought I'd let you see how I was getting on in hassling the spammers offering me false job prospects. Here's where we stand, as of today.
Back in my job hunting days, I uploaded my CV to a number of job hunting sites. Bit silly really, because now I get a lot of spam promising me £50k a year for four minutes’ work per week. These people will try anything to catch a sucker. As such, I’ve decided to see just […]